Neon Green Liquid: A History of Your Favorite Nuclear Drink

NEON GREEN LIQUID


Neon Green Liquid was invented by BioBeverage Industries in 4945 AD. Its name comes from the unique Neon Green color of the beverage. This formula was founded by Sir Jambalaya Juniper Alfred Jefferson III. He worked in a nuclear power plant. As he was enjoying a beverage of 99.9% unknown substance, uranium was accidentally dropped into it. Not knowing this he took a sip and instantly grew wings, tusks, and horns. It was also said that his eyes changed color randomly. On a normal NGL (Neon Green Liquid) can you will find a bunch of warnings, indicating that you may experience the same strange phenomena experienced by SJJAJ3. There is also a warning explaining that BioBeverage Industries is not responsible for any deaths. This is also an official, certified organic beverage. So go to a local store and pick up a can of Neon Green Liquid today!